Pizza commercials, on occasion, make me order pizza. And sometimes beer commercials make me buy some damn beer. But do tampon commercials really make women buy tampons? Fuck no. Isn't this one of those products that you either need or you don't? Aren't all the annoying ads entirely unnecessary? Fuck yes. And the embarrassing situations they portray are just too damn much. Do we really need to see tampon disaster scenarios where all women having a period think it will be good idea to wear thin, white cotton pants? Thankfully the toilet paper people don't do this. Cottonelle ads show two fuzzy kittens playing with a roll of paper. They don't show a teenaged girl afraid to stand up because she has shit stains on her white pants, or a middle aged woman who won't change into her bathing suit because she didn't wipe her ass that day. Get these fucking commercials off my TV. Just put tampons on the shelf and women will buy them when they need them.

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