1. Reality television and the people that believe it is the best thing since sliced bread.

2. Emo's. Either get a life or kill yourself, instead of building our hopes up with petty threats.

3. Chavs. Scum of the Earth.

4. Religion. Anyone who believes this is either in serious denial, smacked up to their tits on crack or mental.

5. Racists. Need I say more?

6. Pedophilia in any form what so ever.

7. Alcoholics. Bunch of irresponsible pricks.

8. Extreme conservatism and all it's facist forms.

9. People who have stories for everything.

10. People who continually tell crap jokes which you've heard a thousand times.

11. People who say "I swear on my dad's/mum's grave" Why is that going to make me believe what you say?

12. Arrogance...fuck right off thanks.

13. Those who type incorrectly like this: "wat iz dis" I'll tell you what it is...15 years of free education gone tits up!

14. Mainstream pop groups. My anus provides more vocal talent.

15. People who claim to be huge fans of a group/solo artist based on one song, which is usually the most popular one.

16. Green day's new material.

17. Fake myspace profiles designed to gain a person's e-mail address to spam them.

18. The people who fall for the above.

19. Magazines such as hello and ok. Cheap, tacky entertainment for the mass of braindead morons.

20. Russel T. Davis and his moronic, childish writing.

21. Old people and their tendancy to give you their life story.

22. Ricky Gervais, arrogant and unfunny prick.

23. Jimmy Carr for the same reason as above.

24. The declining quality of the Simpsons.

25. People who don't replace a toilet roll after they have finished the last one.

26. British weather.

27. People who say their heroes are Jodie Marsh or Jordan...no self respecting person would admit to this.

28. The overblown media attention for Madeline McGann. Seriously this happens all the time, why does this case deserve more attention then anyother missing child?

29. Celebrities who expoloit their most private life experiences for a few grand.

30. War. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing

31.Vegetarians. Eat meat for fucks sake, it's called the food chain!

32. The phrase "What would Jesus do"

33. People who take offense to my views. It's an opinion, idiot!

34. Jehovah's witnesses who call at your door. Two words: "Fuck you"

35: The BNP. Why are you still here? Go crawl into a hole and die because no one is listening to your Nazi-esque views.

36: The extremly high price for music and the people who choose to buy it legally when they could just download it FOR FREE.

37. Radical feminism. Society isn't partiarchal anymore, but I wish it was when I hear you bitching and whining.

38. Teenage relationships. The majority will not last past high school, yet that doesn't stop them planning their life together and debating on how many kids they will have.

39. The insistent moaning after someone realised the above point.

40. Teenagers who feel they are ready to be parents with no comprehension of the consequences of their actions.

41. People who use the term "steaming" Learn the English langauge, it's either "drunk", "Pissed" or to a lesser extent "Wasted"

42. Arseholes who complain about the mild use of profanity of television.

43. Conformists. Get some inviduality in your life and think for yourself.

44. Old men who ride motobikes to compensate for their lost youth.

45. Parents who live their lives through their children.

46. Complusive liars.

47. Those who cry at films.

48. Celebrity obssession.

49. People who claim to be film buffs and list their favourite films as "anything by Speilberg" Alright, he has made some good films but he isn't he only director out there!

50. Children who act older than they are.

51. People who use the captions "sexy me" on myspace and bebo pictures.

52. Sequels. The Majority are inferior.

53. Big issue sales-persons who say "thanks anyway" after you refuse to purchase from them. I'm not going to feel guilty because you don't have a proper job.

54. The class system.

55. Homophobes.

56. Shallow women who's only interests are shopping and boys.

57. Men who wear socks and sandles.

58. Public transport. The breading ground for chavs.

59. Todays sit-coms. Unfunny drivel.

60. Couples who make "kissy faces"

61. People who are too lazy to flush a toilet.

62. Being skint.

63. Dress codes in bars.

64. People who can't enjoy an "uncomfortable" silence If I want to say something I will.

65. How overrated Pirates of the Caribean is. The only reason people went to see it is because they bum Jonny Depp.

66. Geeks and/or nerds who consider themselves to be cool when they are far from it.

67. Women who believe that a fancy dress party is a good excuse to dress like a whore.

68. People who play loud music from their phones. You know, there's this clever invention called earphones...

69. Those who see or say the number 69 and can't help laughing because it is the name of a sexual posistion.

70. Football and how it is treated like a religion.

71. How the British suck at everything.

72. Anime. What's all the hype about? It's shit.

73. People who still do not understand what the Matrix is about.

74. Tim Henman and how people defend him eventhough he is shit at tennis.

75. Randy Newman. He can't sing or write decent lyrics, he should do us a favour and retire.

76. TV shows and movies which have a moral to them.

77. Upper and middle class people who pretend to be working class and claim to identify with them.

78. Twats who deny the holocaust ever took place.

79. Chain mail which has words to the effect of..."If you don't post this to someone in 5 minutes you will have a years bad luck"

80. Obnoxious ringtones.

81. Health Freaks.

82. Illegal immigrants.

83. Dole dosers. Why should the hard working people in Britain have the fuel the drunken lazy arses of the chav scum population?

84. Harry Potter.

85. Peter Fahy.

86. Gullable shits who believe physic mediums are the real thing. Wake up! They use old reading techniques. I could pull a better medium from my arse!

87. The fact that computer animated films have been done to death. Think of something original!

88. People who talk to me on an IM when my status is busy, learn to read for fucks sake.

89. Toilet attendants in bars. The want me to pay them for washing my hands and spraying me with some shitty aftershave. Get a better job instead of perving on men while they take a piss!

90. People who are proud of DVD collections which contain utter shit.

91. How overrated Elvis is.

92. People who actively condem cruelty to animals but still eat meat.

93. Pop-ups.

94. How channel five is still in operation.

95. People who pose on youtube with weapons such as guns and knifes, you come near me with them and I'll rip you a new one.

96. People who use these words "who would win between..." and then apply this to fictoinal characters.

97. How people believes they are the biggest transformers fans after only seeing the Live action movie.

98. Chavs who ask you to buy alcohol and fags for them in a cornershop.

99. Blogs.

100. People who have no sense of irony.